Riley Schmidt✌️

extraordinaryminustheextra:

Telling a rude joke but the whole class laughs

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danpintilini:

flukeoffate:

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

Reblogging for that comment

thats crazy

danpintilini:

flukeoffate:

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

Reblogging for that comment

thats crazy

67-kaz2y5:

I could be a billionaire and I’d still illegally download music  

canadianvogue:

at work: ***flawless (feat. chimamanda ngozi adichie)

when i’m going out: ***flawless (feat. nicki minaj)

bazukathatraluca:

a question i ask myself regularly

bazukathatraluca:

a question i ask myself regularly

usamericunt:

i went to target and for some fucking reason, they fucking put doritos bags in the same fucking shelves as the 3ds consoles, behind locked windows in the fucking electronic section ??????????????????

usamericunt:

i went to target and for some fucking reason, they fucking put doritos bags in the same fucking shelves as the 3ds consoles, behind locked windows in the fucking electronic section
 ??????????????????

How every high school movies goes
New kid: become friends with the nerd
Nerd: shows new kid around school
New kid: OMG WHO IS THAT *popular kid*
Nerd: yOu'lL nEveR haVe a ChanCe
New kid: they get together

nellwholock:

cleopatrasweave:

lyssissherlocked:

subliminal-mind-duck:

invisiblechickens:

are there even any houses in the usa which touch each other???

like in britain some houses are terraced or semi-detached

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but in america they’re like “dON’t tOUch mE!”

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I HAVE ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT BRITISH NEIGHBORHOODS LOOKED LIKE. THANK YOU.

Isn’t that like a major fire code violation? Like if one house catches on fire, POOF there goes the whole fucking street up in flames.

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we never learn

versaceslut:

voicetoosmooth:

jazelq:

HER HAIR IS FINALLY DOWN

She looks… mature.

i didnt even recognize her omfg

phobias:

o look

phobias:

o look