Riley Schmidt✌️

anomalousdata:

"Hello, I am here to play!"

puralize:

you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly

spenceromg:

why do homework when you could do me

bestdad2013:

when someone explains something to you for the 3rd time and you still dont get it so you kinda just 

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landorus:

cashier: that’ll be $4.20

me: bruh

cashier: bruh

What You Crave vs What You Need
Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.
Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.
Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.
Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.
Cookies: Freudian psychology.
Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.
Ice: The sweet release of death.